Kim Kardashian recently sat down with the New York Times for what turned out to be an intimate interview complete with excrement. Kim K is nothing if not a business woman trying to expand her brand. 

Yes, that's our fancy segue into Kim Kardashian stating that she would eat sh*t every single day, if that helped her stay younger. The reality star offered up this brilliant quote about her youthfulness.

I'll try anything. If you told me that I literally had to eat poop every single day and I would look younger, I might. I just might.

I. Just. Might. That's something you say when your friends ask you to text your ex after a night of drinking. Or when someone says 'hey would you ever want to go skydiving?' Not when asked about staying youthful and looking young. But to each their own.

But like...how would she do it? Turd nuggets for breakfast? A sh*t and banana smoothie on the go? Maybe an afternoon craptail (crap cocktail) by the pool.

If we know anything about Kim, it's that she's first and foremost a business woman. So she did confirm (for those wondering) that her new skincare line DOES NOT include feces in its ingredients.

Now listen, I would be totally lying if I said I wouldn't watch a Kim Kardashian remake of the ever popular internet sensation, 2 Girls 1 Cup.

14/10 would watch.